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BREAKING: Miffy Goes Full Corporate, Fans Are Having a Meltdown Over a $7 Coffee Cup

In what historians are calling the “cutest capitalist crossover since Hello Kitty joined the Illuminati,” Miffy—the eternally blank-faced Dutch rabbit who has never expressed a single emotion in 70 years—has teamed up with Starbucks. The result? A collection of cups and merchandise featuring Miffy sipping coffee, and somehow, the internet has decided this is the most controversial event since the War of the Worlds broadcast.

Here’s the irony: Miffy, originally created by Dick Bruna as a symbol of pure, unadulterated simplicity (the original drawings were literally just a white rabbit with an “x” for a mouth), is now being used to sell overpriced lattes. Fans are simultaneously declaring this “peak aesthetic” and “the death of indie culture.”

The real kicker? The limited-edition “Miffy Latte” is just a regular latte with a bunny drawn in foam—and it costs $8.50. People are paying it. Willingly.

Historians note: This is exactly how the Roman Empire fell. But it’s adorable. So, we allow it.

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