**AITA for Thinking the Miffy X Starbucks Collab Is Just a Cash Grab Wrapped in a $45 Cup That Looks Like It Was Drawn by a Toddler on a Caffeine Bender?**

AITA for thinking the Miffy x Starbucks collab is just a cash grab wrapped in a $45 cup that looks like it was drawn by a toddler on a caffeine bender?

🚨 BREAKING: Hot new collab drops, and by “hot,” I mean lukewarm disappointment. Starbucks, in their infinite wisdom, has teamed up with Miffy—the Dutch bunny with the face of a sentient period—to sell overpriced matcha drinks and a series of plastic cups that will shatter if you look at them wrong.

TL;DR: You’re paying rent for a ceramic mug with a bunny that looks like it’s judging your life choices, but sure, it’s “limited edition,” so the resellers are already listing them for $300 on eBay.

The real question: Is Miffy making that “😑” face because she’s embarrassed to be associated with a $9 vanilla latte that tastes like grass clippings, or because she knows you’re about to camp outside a store for 6 hours just to post it on Instagram with the caption “✨manifesting sweetener✨”?

Rate the collab: 🔥 (irony) / 💀 (your bank account). In other news, local boomers are furious that the bunny isn’t wearing pants. #CancelMiffy.