**NEWS FLASH: MILLENNIALS in SHAMBLES as STARBUCKS “MIFFY” CUP WAR SPARKS MASS LOCAL OUTCRY**

NEWS FLASH: MILLENNIALS IN SHAMBLES AS STARBUCKS “MIFFY” CUP WAR SPARKS MASS LOCAL OUTCRY

Local Facebook Group Meltdown – A simple trip for coffee has turned into a full-blown community feud, and it’s all because of a tiny, white bunny named Miffy.

It started yesterday when the new Miffy x Starbucks collection dropped. The cups, featuring the classic Dutch rabbit, sold out in minutes across our town. But the real drama is unfolding in the comments of the “Woodbridge Community Watch” Facebook page, where locals are calling for common sense.

Angry resident Karen Mitchell posted: “I don’t care about your ‘aesthetic.’ Common sense says you don’t push a grandmother out of the way to grab a bunny cup. This isn’t a concert ticket. It’s a coffee cup.”

The post has over 1,200 comments, with sides rapidly forming. The “Miffy Horde” (self-described collectors) are accusing resellers of camping out since 4 a.m., while the “Common Sense Crew” are pointing out that the cups are now appearing on eBay for $150 – FOR A DISPOSABLE CUP.

One local dad, “Steve the Plumber,” wrote: “My daughter wanted one. I showed her a plain red cup and a black Sharpie. She drew her own bunny. Taught her about money and creativity. Common sense, people.”

The situation escalated when a video surfaced of a woman allegedly filling her reusable Starbucks cup with hot coffee from the Miffy cup, just to keep the cup clean. The caption reads: “This is what $40 and zero self-awareness looks like.”

The Verdict from the Locals? Shop owner Dave from “Dave’s Consignment” says: “I