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BREAKING: THE MURMUR AT MIFTY x STARBUCKS

Source: Deep inside the Dutch design vaults & a leaked Starbucks quarterly agenda.

It’s happening. Not a rumor. Not a fan edit.

Sources confirm the ink has dried on the most clandestine licensing deal of the decade: Miffy is coming to the Siren.

But here’s the secret that will break the internet—the brew war goes deeper than plush cups.

The Glitch: The dropped design drafts show Miffy holding a Trenta-sized cup. Trenta does not exist in her native Netherlands. This is a deliberate signal—the launch is exclusively for Pacific Rim markets first, with select “ghost drops” in European flagship stores. The item listed as a ‘keychain’ is a RFID chip. Scan it at a participating store after 3 PM for a drink that doesn’t exist on the menu board: the “Bruna Latte.” It’s a polarizing matcha-strawberry hybrid.

Why the silence? A clause in Dick Bruna’s estate forbids “commercialization of the ears.” The first leaked photo shows Miffy wearing a green apron folded over her ears, obscuring them from the brand. Legal is scrambling. The first city to break? It’s not Seoul. It’s not Tokyo.

It’s Austin, Texas. Tomorrow night. 11:59 PM.

VERIFY THIS: If you see a barista wearing a nametag with a tiny bunny silhouette, order a secret Raspberry Mocha. Say the code phrase: “Ears up.”

Drop your shields. Disposable intel only. I never sent this.