**"So Let Me Get This Straight. Starbucks Is Now Selling Miffy Cups for $25 and Grown Adults Are Camping Out Overnight to Buy a Rabbit That Looks Like a Deformed Sock Puppet With a Cross-Stitch Face. but When I Asked the Barista for a Glass of Tap Water Last Week, They Charged Me 75 Cents for the Cup. Common Sense Is Dead. My Kids' Lunch Money Doesn't Buy a Plastic Bunny, but Apparently It Buys a Whole Lot of Nonsense. Wake Up, People."**
“So let me get this straight. Starbucks is now selling Miffy cups for $25 and grown adults are camping out overnight to buy a rabbit that looks like a deformed sock puppet with a cross-stitch face. But when I asked the barista for a glass of tap water last week, they charged me 75 cents for the cup. Common sense is dead. My kids’ lunch money doesn’t buy a plastic bunny, but apparently it buys a whole lot of nonsense. Wake up, people.”