**AITA for Thinking the Miffy X Starbucks Collab Is Just a Capitalist Hellscape Dressed Up in Paper-Thin Nostalgia?**

AITA for thinking the Miffy x Starbucks collab is just a capitalist hellscape dressed up in paper-thin nostalgia?

Like, okay, I get it. You saw a tiny white bunny with an X for a mouth holding a Frappuccino and your brain short-circuited with pure, unadulterated dopamine. You had to have the limited-edition rainbow pastel cup. You needed the matching keychain that’ll be on AliExpress for $2 next week.

So now, thanks to the FOMO gods, the entire internet is flooded with 30-year-olds fighting over a $45 reusable cup that’s literally just a plastic tube with a decal. Meanwhile, the baristas are weeping in the back because every TikTok zoomer is ordering a “secret menu” Miffy drink that’s just a vanilla bean frap with extra whip, which they’re going to take one picture of and then throw in the trash.

TL;DR: Starbucks put a bunny on a cup and convinced you it’s a personality.