**EXCLUSIVE: STELLA MCCARTNEY in MELTDOWN at MIFFY-STARBUCKS SPLIT – “THEY STOLE MY BUNNY!”**

EXCLUSIVE: STELLA MCCARTNEY IN MELTDOWN AT MIFFY-STARBUCKS SPLIT – “THEY STOLE MY BUNNY!”

HOLLYWOOD, CA – The celebrity world is in absolute shambles tonight after the shocking dissolution of the most unlikely power couple of the year: Miffy the Rabbit and Starbucks. Sources tell us the $200 million licensing deal collapsed in a screaming match over a “creme-based betrayal.”

We caught a furious Stella McCartney stomping out of the Starbucks HQ, clutching a mangled green straw. “They tried to put a gingham bow on a Venti Frappuccino and call it ‘Miffy’s Meadow’!” she shrieked at our camera, her vegan leather jacket practically smoking. “MY BUNNY IS NOT A MERCHANDISING HOLE!”

But wait—drama just got deeper. An insider reveals Miffy herself (via a very aggressive stuffed toy handler) refused to pose for the “Spicy Miffy-cano” drink launch, calling it “corporate rabbit-icide.”

Rihanna was spotted liking a shady meme about the beef, while Kylie Jenner allegedly rushed to trademark “Miffy’s Secret Brew” minutes after the news broke.

Is this the end of the most lucrative marsupial-caffeine alliance since Joey the Kangaroo shilled for Red Bull? Or is a tell-all book on the way? Sources whisper: Miffy is already in talks with a rival coffee chain… and they’re Dutch. 😱

#MiffyGate #StellaVsSiren #BunnyBrewdown