**BREAKING: MIFFY X STARBUCKS COLLAB ENDS in CHAOS – FANS in TEARS, RESELLERS in CUFFS!**

BREAKING: MIFFY x STARBUCKS COLLAB ENDS IN CHAOS – FANS IN TEARS, RESELLERS IN CUFFS!

Los Angeles, CA – The internet is livid this morning after the highly-anticipated Miffy x Starbucks collaboration launched… and immediately imploded into a full-blown retail warzone. Witnesses report scenes of absolute pandemonium at flagship stores across the globe, with grown adults literally throwing punches over a tiny, soft-boiled egg-shaped bunny on a ceramic mug.

“It was a bloodbath,” said a trembling customer, clutching a – now cracked – Miffy studded cup. “I saw a woman in Chanel trample a teenager for the last tote bag. The screams… I will never forget the screams.”

But the real drama? The scalpers. Within minutes of the online drop, the entire collection was listed on eBay for 10x retail price. One seller, going by the handle “Notorious_B.I.G._Bunny,” has already listed a single Miffy keychain for $4,000.

“This is a disgrace to the fashion community,” sobbed a heartbroken influencer, who drove three hours to an Orange County store only to see a sign reading: “Sold out. Try again next time, sucker.”

Exclusive sources tell me that Starbucks corporate is scrambling, with rumors of a limited re-stock for “elite” members only – prompting an instant boycott threat from the masses. And in a shocking twist, law enforcement was called to a location in Koreatown after a physical altercation between a reseller and a customer resulted in a broken display case.

The reseller, known only as “Miffy_Mogul,” reportedly screamed: *“The bunny belongs to the highest bidder! This is capitalism