**BANANAS in BEDLAM: Parents FURIOUS After School’s "Breakfast-in-Bed" Lesson Goes Sideways—Kids Refuse to Get Up for Class**

BANANAS IN BEDLAM: Parents FURIOUS After School’s “Breakfast-in-Bed” Lesson Goes Sideways—Kids Refuse to Get Up for Class

Posted in the “Smithville Community Watch” Facebook group

Just got off the phone with my neighbor whose 8-year-old goes to Massie Primary. You will NOT believe what they’re pulling now. Apparently, for “Wellness Week,” the teachers set up cots in the gym and let the kids have a “luxury breakfast in bed” this morning—complete with pillows, juice boxes, and pancakes on trays.

Sounds cute, right? WRONG.

My neighbor said the teachers played whale sounds for 20 minutes and told the kids to “rest their eyes.” By the time they finally made the kids get up for reading, half the class was genuinely pissed off and refused to move. One little boy allegedly screamed, “Why do I have to learn math when I could be eating toast in my jammies?”

Now parents are fuming. Common sense says if you teach children that breakfast in bed is a school activity, don’t be surprised when they start asking why they can’t have a TV in the classroom. The principal sent out a robotic email saying it was “a lesson in self-care and comfort.”

Self-care? How about teaching them to sit in a chair without complaining for 30 minutes? My kid came home today and asked why we don’t have a butler. I’m serious.

Share if you think Massie needs to get back to basics, not this fluffy nonsense.