**Stay Woke.** This Year's Massie Primary Has Taken a Strange Turn. Voters Across Three Districts Are Reporting Their Mail-in Ballots Arrived Pre-Marked With a Check Next to "None of the Above" – An Option That Wasn't Even on the Official Candidate List. the Hidden Truth? These Ballots Were Printed by a Subcontractor Who, According to a Leaked Internal Memo, Used a "Predictive Disinterest Algorithm" to Save Paper. the Algorithm Predicted Voter Apathy So Accurately It Auto-Filled the Most Likely Non-Vote. One Precinct Reported a 112% Turnout for "None of the Above," a Statistical Impossibility. the Question Isn't Who Won, but Who Programmed the System to Assume We'd All Give Up Before Even Opening the Envelope.
Stay woke. This year’s Massie Primary has taken a strange turn. Voters across three districts are reporting their mail-in ballots arrived pre-marked with a check next to “None of the Above” – an option that wasn’t even on the official candidate list. The hidden truth? These ballots were printed by a subcontractor who, according to a leaked internal memo, used a “predictive disinterest algorithm” to save paper. The algorithm predicted voter apathy so accurately it auto-filled the most likely non-vote. One precinct reported a 112% turnout for “None of the Above,” a statistical impossibility. The question isn’t who won, but who programmed the system to assume we’d all give up before even opening the envelope.