**AITA for Laughing My Ass Off at This "Massie Primary" Disaster?**

AITA for laughing my ass off at this “Massie Primary” disaster?

Look, I know we’re supposed to be serious about democracy or whatever, but TL;DR: The GOP establishment tried to throw a “primary challenge” to kill the one guy who actually owns a spine (Thomas Massie), so they propped up some rando named DJ Criner.

Fast forward to election night. The establishment spent a cool $100k+ ads calling Massie a “libtard” or whatever. Massie spent like $3.50 on a tweet of him feeding a goat.

FINAL SCORE: Massie wins by 50 points.

The cherry on top? Criner’s campaign manager is now in a group chat begging for “donations to cover the catering bill from the concession speech.”

AITA for thinking this is the funniest political event since the guy who tried to primary Liz Cheney and got carpet-bombed by PAC money?

Edits for clarity: This is not a joke. The guy literally ran on “I’ll build the wall, but, like, actually this time” and got mopped. Peak irony.