**Man Who Singlehandedly Invented the OJ Simpson Glove Conspiracy™ Now Says He Has ‘No Regrets’ – Actually, He’s Selling NFTs of the Glove**

Man Who Singlehandedly Invented The OJ Simpson Glove Conspiracy™ Now Says He Has ‘No Regrets’ – Actually, He’s Selling NFTs Of The Glove

Oof, big yikes. Mark Fuhrman, the LAPD detective who definitely didn’t frame OJ Simpson (wink wink, nudge nudge), is back in the headlines and doing exactly what you’d expect from a guy who retired to Idaho to hunt elk and write books about how he’s totally the victim here.

In an exclusive interview with a podcast that definitely has a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy on ethics, Fuhrman dropped the hottest take of 2024: he has zero regrets. “If I didn’t plant that glove, who did?” – wait, he didn’t actually say that, but the vibes were immaculate.

TL;DR: The man who popularized the phrase “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit” by making sure it didn’t fit is now launching a limited-edition NFT collection of the infamous leather glove. Each pixelated artifact comes with a certificate of authenticity signed by “The Juice.” No, not OJ. The actual fruit juice he drinks in his private prison cell.

AITA for pointing out that this is just a desperate cash grab from a man who has spent 30 years trying to gaslight an entire nation into believing he was the “good cop”? Probably. But hey, at least he’s consistent.

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