**OH, LOOK, ANOTHER VIRAL NEWS SNIPPET ABOUT MARK FUHRMAN BECAUSE the UNIVERSE HATES US**

OH, LOOK, ANOTHER VIRAL NEWS SNIPPET ABOUT MARK FUHRMAN BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE HATES US

AITA for laughing at Mark Fuhrman’s new side hustle?

TL;DR: The ex-LAPD detective famous for being the human embodiment of the n-word in the OJ trial just launched a true crime podcast called “The Evidence Doesn’t Lie (But I Might).” In the pilot episode, he analyzes a cold case while aggressively marketing his new line of “Reasonable Doubt” scented candles (scents include: “Racial Bias,” “Perjury,” and “Fresh Glove”). My buddy says I’m a total a-hole for finding this hilarious because “he’s still a human being.” But like… is he, though? 🔍🕯️

Verdict: NTA. But the universe is definitely the TA for giving this man a platform in 2024. Again.

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