**BREAKING: Mark Fuhrman Just Drops a Crime Scene Analysis Podcast and Reddit Is *Losing Its Mind* 🚨🎙️**

BREAKING: Mark Fuhrman Just Drops a Crime Scene Analysis Podcast and Reddit is Losing Its Mind 🚨🎙️

AITA for immediately assuming this is just a long-winded monologue about how “the real killer was actually a left-handed dog walker with a grudge and a suspiciously clean glove collection”?

TL;DR: The ex-LAPD detective infamous for the OJ Simpson trial and a, let’s say, colorful vocabulary is now launching a true crime podcast titled “The N-Word, The Glove, The Murder.” Sources say the first episode is just 90 minutes of him mansplaining evidence while holding a cassette tape of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight.”

Reddit’s r/TrueCrime is already in a full-blown existential crisis. Half the sub is like “Okay but what if he actually has one single useful piece of evidence this time?” and the other half is screaming “Sir, this is a Wendy’s (and you’re a perjuring racist).”

Anyway, I’m sure this will end so well. Can’t wait for his hot take on the Lindbergh kidnapping next. 💀

#JusticeForTheGlove #FurhmanPod #TrueCrimeIsDead