Oh Great, Here We Go Again. Mark Cuban, the World's Most Expensive Twitter Shitposter, Has Apparently Graced Us Mortals With Yet Another "Hot Take." in a Truly *Shocking* Development (Read: Eye Roll), He Announced He's Overhauling His Entire Investment Strategy to Focus Exclusively on Companies Founded by People Who Can *Correctly Identify* a Stock Photo of a Shark.

Oh great, here we go again. Mark Cuban, the world’s most expensive Twitter shitposter, has apparently graced us mortals with yet another “hot take.” In a truly shocking development (read: eye roll), he announced he’s overhauling his entire investment strategy to focus exclusively on companies founded by people who can correctly identify a stock photo of a shark.

Per his tweet, which has already been ratio’d into oblivion by people asking him to restart the Mavericks lottery picks, Cuban claims that “if you can’t spot a Great White in a crowd, you don’t deserve my algorithm-crushing capital.”

In a follow-up interview, he elaborated: “The market is saturated with crypto bros and AI grifters. I need founders who can pass my patented ‘Shark or Buoy?™’ test with 100% accuracy. If you think a basking shark is a ‘chill investor,’ you’re out.”

AITA for thinking this is just his latest attempt to get on another reality show? TL;DR: Rich guy makes up a Tinder for venture capital, calls it “disruption.” We’re all just living in his LinkedIn fever dream.