**Mark Cuban Accidentally Cashes Out $5,000 in Dogecoin He Forgot About, Now Vows to "Buy the Entire Internet."**

Mark Cuban Accidentally Cashes Out $5,000 in Dogecoin He Forgot About, Now Vows to “Buy the Entire Internet.”

AITA for thinking this is just a tax evasion flex in disguise? TL;DR: Crypto bro who already has more money than God suddenly remembers he had $50 worth of Doge from 2014, sells it at the peak of a random Elon tweet, and now claims he’s going to “fund a decentralized web3 utopia where we all just watch ads for lobster futures.”

Cool, so now we’re two steps away from “Mark Cuban buys the moon, rents it out as Airbnbs for influencers.” But hey, at least he’ll finally be able to afford a decent haircut.

Seriously though, this is the most “I accidentally found a crumpled $20 in my Lamborghini” story I’ve ever heard. Let me guess: next week he’ll announce he’s written a book titled How to Forget Your Way to a Billionaire Fortune.

Yawn. Next.