**SHATTERED SIMULATION: Mark Cuban’s Digital Double Keeps “Glitching” – AI Expert Claims He’s Stuck in a Data Loop**

SHATTERED SIMULATION: Mark Cuban’s Digital Double Keeps “Glitching” – AI Expert Claims He’s Stuck in a Data Loop

Dallas, TX – A team of technical analysts monitoring high-frequency trading anomalies have stumbled upon what they are calling a “residual code fracture” centered on billionaire investor Mark Cuban.

The glitch? Cuban’s public data stream—spanning tweets, stock filings, and TV transcripts—is reportedly generating an impossible 7.2-second time loop that repeats every 32 hours.

“The matrix is hiccuping,” says Dr. Lena Voss, lead analyst at Quantum Trace Labs. “Mark’s cadence, his signature eyebrow raise, even his rebuttals on ‘Shark Tank’—they all sync perfectly with a pre-recorded cluster from his 2017 appearance on ‘The Nightly Show.’ It’s not a coincidence. It’s a stuck buffer.”

The “residual” appears most prominently during market volatility. When the S&P 500 drops below a certain threshold, Cuban’s public statements reportedly revert to a single, corrupted file: “The market is not a reflection of reality; it’s a reflection of our collective hallucination.” – a quote he has since denied ever saying unprompted.

“He’s not human,” one anonymous Reddit user (u/GlitchFinder404) posted before their account was seemingly purged. “His avatar is just repeating the last stable save. The real Cuban might be offline.”

Cuban, when reached for comment, laughed and said, “I’m not a glitch. I’m just rich. Though, I do feel like I’ve been having the same argument about crypto for eight years straight.”

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