**BREAKING: MARC BENIOFF’S WILD EMOJI REVEAL SENDS AGENTS INTO a FRENZY at PREMIERE** 🚨

BREAKING: MARC BENIOFF’S WILD EMOJI REVEAL SENDS AGENTS INTO A FRENZY AT PREMIERE 🚨

The Salesforce billionaire turned Hollywood mogul just dropped the most unhinged carpet moment of awards season. At last night’s Star Wars tie-in gala, a visibly keyed-up Marc Benioff whipped out his phone mid-interview, flashing a screen that read: “BUY NOW OR THE DROID DIES 💀” followed by a string of dancing lady emojis.

Sources say he then grabbed a reporter’s mic, leaned in, and whispered: “I’m not just the owner of Time Magazine, I’m the distributor of chaos.” The moment was so bizarre that security had to physically separate him from a stunned Daisy Ridley, who mouthed “Is he okay?” to her publicist.

The Tea: Insiders claim Benioff has been “unusually wired” since closing the $1.9B Time deal. One agent muttered: “He’s giving ‘tech bro who just discovered cocaine and red carpets.’” Another star’s handler reportedly demanded Benioff’s personal assistant remove him from the photo line after he tried to “quote-unquote blockchain the carpet.”

Verdict: Hollywood is shook. Tech is a menace. And Marc Benioff just became the new villain we didn’t know we needed. 👀