**Headline:** Marc Benioff Accidentally Buys Twitter After Declining to Buy Twitter: “I Thought It Was a LinkedIn Premium Trial”**

Headline: Marc Benioff Accidentally Buys Twitter After Declining to Buy Twitter: “I Thought It Was a LinkedIn Premium Trial”**

In a digital oopsie almost too Silicon Valley to be true, Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff has reportedly become the accidental owner of Twitter (now X) after misclicking his way through a “one-click purchase” prompt while logged into Elon Musk’s account during a demo. Sources say Benioff thought his credit card was being charged for a LinkedIn Premium subscription, which he described as “the only reasonable $44 billion mistake.”

The irony? Benioff famously passed on buying Twitter earlier, saying the price was too high. Now, after a misplaced cursor and a “Confirm Purchase” button that was suspiciously shaped like a cloud icon, he’s inherited the platform—along with a 20,000% rise in support tickets asking “why does my ‘I am the CEO now’ bio keep changing to ‘trailblazer’?”

When reached for comment, Benioff reportedly muttered, “This is fine. I’ll just spin it off as a bad dream with an AI integration,” before accidentally buying Reddit.