OMG WAIT 💀 Marc Benioff Just Went FULL SPLIT on Salesforce's New AI... Like He Literally Said "We're Done With Boring Tech, It's Skibidi Time" and Now All the AI Agents Are Out Here Rizzing Up Customers Fr Fr. the Ceo Aura Is Unmatched Rn, No Cap. Everyone's Like "But What About Jobs?" and He's Just "Ohio Vibes Only, Get With the Program." This Is NOT a Drill, He's Literally Turned Salesforce Into a Digital Brainrot Paradise.

OMG WAIT 💀 Marc Benioff just went FULL SPLIT on Salesforce’s new AI… like he literally said “we’re done with boring tech, it’s skibidi time” and now all the AI agents are out here rizzing up customers fr fr. The ceo aura is unmatched rn, no cap. Everyone’s like “but what about jobs?” and he’s just “ohio vibes only, get with the program.” This is NOT a drill, he’s literally turned Salesforce into a digital brainrot paradise.