**Bounty Hunter's Union Files Grievance: Baby Yoda Cited for 'Excessive Cuteness' as Work Hazard**

Bounty Hunter’s Union Files Grievance: Baby Yoda Cited for ‘Excessive Cuteness’ as Work Hazard

Mandalore Sector, Outer Rim – The Intergalactic Guild of Bounty Hunters has officially filed a labor complaint against Din Djarin and his pint-sized co-pilot, Grogu, citing “unsafe levels of eyelid fluttering and cooing frequency” that have led to a 300% spike in distracted-driving incidents involving retro-fitted Razor Crests.

“Look, we get it,” said Guild spokesperson Grexx Torg. “The kid can levitate a Mudhorn. But every time he reaches for a frog egg and gives those big, wet eyes, we see our top operatives drop their blasters and start baking cookies. We can’t compete with that kind of emotional warfare.”

The viral footage in question, captured by a rogue probe droid, shows the Mandalorian attempting to explain the “Way” to Grogu while the little green creature relentlessly force-chokes a passing fuzzball for a bite of macaron. Social media has since exploded with memes comparing the duo to a “space dad trying to discipline a chaos goblin with a stock portfolio.”

The irony? Grogu, the galaxy’s most wanted asset, is now also the galaxy’s most powerful union-busting tool.