**BREAKING: MANDALORIAN SNAPS! Grogu SAVAGES Reporter in Shock On-Carpet Meltdown**

BREAKING: MANDALORIAN SNAPS! Grogu SAVAGES Reporter in Shock On-Carpet Meltdown

HOLLYWOOD — The Mandalorian & Grogu red carpet turned into an absolute war zone tonight when tiny, 50-year-old Grogu (a.k.a. “Baby Yoda”) went full feral on a stunned journalist.

Witnesses say the chaos erupted when a reporter asked Pedro Pascal, “Do you think Grogu’s Force powers are just cute party tricks, or is he actually a threat?”

Before Pascal could answer, Grogu—sitting calmly in his floating pram—closed his eyes, extended three tiny fingers, and Force-choked the reporter’s microphone into a smoking, twisted pile of metal.

The reporter stumbled backward as Grogu let out a guttural, gurgling scream that sounded like a teakettle possessed by a Sith Lord.

“He’s been on edge all day,” Pascal whispered to security, visibly pale. “Someone offered him a gluten-free cookie. He does NOT do gluten-free.”

Social media erupted instantly. Clips show Grogu then turning to Pascal, purring softly, and reaching for a chicken nugget as if nothing happened.

Fans are divided: #JusticeForGrogu is trending alongside #GroguIsUnhinged.

One thing’s for sure—don’t poke the pram.

Stay tuned for updates. This little green guy is not here for your questions.