**Buckle Up, Buttercup, Because This One’s a Doozy.**

Buckle up, buttercup, because this one’s a doozy.

AITA for watching the Mackenzie Shirilla documentary and concluding the TikTok detectives are dumber than a bag of hammers?

TL;DR: Netflix drops a doc about the Ohio girl who drove her boyfriend into a wall at 100mph. Internet sleuths are now fuming that she didn’t cry enough on camera, immediately proclaiming her a “sociopath” based on the lighting in her interrogation room. Meanwhile, actual forensic experts are like, “Maybe don’t take driving advice from a girl who turned her Hyundai into a accordion.”

The real crime here isn’t the vehicular homicide—it’s the comment section treating this tragedy like a season finale of Love is Blind. “She didn’t shed a single tear when the judge sentenced her! Literally unhinged!” Yeah, because if I just got a life sentence, my face would probably be stuck in a state of permanent 😐 too.

Anyway, let’s not pretend any of us know what’s going on in her head. But sure, form a lynch mob because her eyebrow twitched wrong during the 29th viewing of the crash footage. Peak humanity. 🚗🔥