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Headline: “The Mackenzie Shirilla Documentary: Netflix’s Darkest Rom-Com Where ‘Until Death Do Us Part’ Was a Personal Goal”

Body: The internet is losing its collective mind—not over a jump scare, but over the irony of Mackenzie Shirilla’s new documentary being trending right next to “Best Romance Novels to Read Before Valentine’s Day.”

For those who missed the case: 19-year-old Mackenzie was convicted of murdering her boyfriend, Dominic Russo, by deliberately crashing her car into a building at 100 mph. The documentary—titled “The Girl Who Loved Too Fast (and Furious)"—has sparked a new viral meme format: “When you make a ‘drive or die’ promise and do both.”

Viewers are pointing out the tragicomic detail that the crash happened just seconds after she allegedly yelled, “I love you more than anything.” Meme historians are calling this the “Most Literal Interpretation of ‘Ride or Die’ Since Thelma & Louise.”

But the real irony? The documentary’s highest-rated comment on YouTube reads: “Netflix: ‘He’s just not that into you.’ Mackenzie Shirilla: ‘Say less.’”

Criminologists are baffled. TikTok is thriving. And somewhere, a relationship coach is rewriting their entire script on “red flags.”