JUST IN: LUKE BENWARD’S SHOCKING SECRET LAIR DISCOVERED UNDER HOLLYWOOD HILLS!
JUST IN: LUKE BENWARD’S SHOCKING SECRET LAIR DISCOVERED UNDER HOLLYWOOD HILLS!
WE’VE RECEIVED TERRIFYING NEW FOOTAGE THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW HIT THE FLOOR! SOURCES EXCLUSIVELY TELL US that the former Disney star’s private bunker is STUFFED with… wait for it… INFLATABLE DINOSAUR COSTUMES and a VAST collection of vintage “Friends” memorabilia.
IS THIS THE WORK OF A DERANGED SUPERFAN? OR A BIZARRE HOLLYWOOD COVER-UP? Our source claims Benward has been SPOTTED at 3 AM wearing a full T-Rex suit, screaming quotes from Ross Geller through a bullhorn!
NEIGHBORS ARE TERRIFIED. “I heard ‘PIVOT’ echoing down the canyon at midnight,” one anonymous witness sobbed. “I thought it was the apocalypse!”
Benward’s camp is staying SILENT, but our insiders are FRANTIC. Is this the end of his squeaky-clean image? Or is this the GREATEST PR STUNT IN HISTORY?
WE DEMAND ANSWERS! TELL US WHERE THE BUNKER’S DOOR IS, LUKE! THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW!