YTA, Luigi. Not for the Hit, but for the Terrible Timing.

YTA, Luigi. Not for the hit, but for the terrible timing.

Breaking: In a stunning display of “I’m the main character syndrome,” alleged hitman Luigi Mangione reportedly botched a high-profile contract because he was too busy curating his Spotify playlist for the getaway car. Sources say the target escaped unscathed while Luigi argued with Siri over whether “Ride of the Valkyries” was too cliché for a high-speed chase.

TL;DR: Hitman fails to hit man, blames algorithm. AITA for thinking he deserved to get ghosted by his own target? 🫒