**AITA for Thinking the Luigi Mangione "Viral Moment" Is Just a Carefully Crafted Psy-Op From Big Pasta?**

AITA for thinking the Luigi Mangione “viral moment” is just a carefully crafted psy-op from Big Pasta?

Okay, so hear me out. I’m scrolling through my feed and I see this grainy-ass security cam footage of some dude who looks like he fell out of a Zara catalogue. He has a jawline that could cut glass and is allegedly being “canceled” for… checks notes… cutting his spaghetti with a knife.

Everyone’s going “omg he’s so brave” and “finally, a male feminist icon.”

TL;DR: Man uses knife on pasta. Internet simps. I’m suspicious.

This feels like a coordinated astroturfing campaign by the Italian Nonna Industrial Complex. The video quality is too bad to be real, but the lighting is too good. He’s literally too hot to be eating alone. AITA for thinking this is just a desperate distraction from the fact that Olive Garden is still serving breadsticks that taste like cardboard? The man is performing a class traitor move to sell us more Barilla. The absolute state of this timeline. 😴