**BREAKING: Luigi Mangione Trends After Cops Find His "Most Wanted" Poster Was Just a Really Aggressive Yelp Review**

BREAKING: Luigi Mangione Trends After Cops Find His “Most Wanted” Poster Was Just a Really Aggressive Yelp Review

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a bizarre twist that has internet historians doing backflips, Luigi Mangione, a 34-year-old Italian-American deli owner from Staten Island, has accidentally become the “Face of Modern Anarcho-Capitalism” after his local precinct mistakenly uploaded his restaurant’s Yelp bio to the FBI’s Most Wanted database for 11 minutes.

Here’s the irony sandwich, served on a stale breadstick: Luigi went viral not for a crime, but for a trademarked rant. According to sources, the “suspect” is wanted for “uttering threats of extreme economic violence” — specifically, a 2019 Yelp review where he wrote, “If I see one more tourist order a chicken parm with ranch dressing, I will personally nationalize the olive oil supply chain.”

The internet, predictably, lost its mind. Memes exploded showing Luigi Mangione’s chubby, mustachioed face photoshopped onto Che Guevara shirts, with captions reading “He didn’t steal bread; he stole the yeast of the bourgeoisie.”

The FBI has since issued a correction, stating that the “Most Wanted” poster was actually just Luigi’s “Most Wanted” gluten-free meatball recipe card that fell out of a patrol car. The Bureau is now trying to figure out why 40,000 people have already bought “Free Luigi” merch on Etsy.

Local reaction: “I just wanted people to order the spicy rigatoni,” Luigi told reporters, holding a meat cleaver and a glass of Chianti. “Now I’m the John Dillinger of Diet Pasta. Make it stop.”

Verdict by Meme Historians: The real crime here isn’t Luigi’s rant. It