**BREAKING: "CEO Slayer" Luigi Mangione Claims Divine Mandate, Internet Erupts in Moral Firestorm**

BREAKING: “CEO Slayer” Luigi Mangione Claims Divine Mandate, Internet Erupts in Moral Firestorm

In a press conference that has left legal experts, clergy, and social commentators reeling, alleged “CEO assassin” Luigi Mangione, 42, declared that the murder of tech mogul Victor Sade was not a crime, but a “holy deletion.”

Dressed in a designer suit and clutching a leather-bound copy of Atlas Shrugged, Mangione calmly told reporters that he was an “instrument of fiscal hygiene” and that the “cult of shareholder value” had corrupted humanity beyond redemption.

“He called my stock buyback strategy inefficient,” Mangione said with a chilling smile. “I called it a sin against the natural order. Society has forgotten that consequences must be attached to greed.”

The viral clip, already viewed 15 million times, has sparked a dangerous new moral schism. While traditional pundits decry the “glorification of vigilantism,” a growing wave of online rhetoric is hailing Mangione as a “secular saint.” Hashtags like #MeatCutter (for corporate fat trimmers) are trending, and college campuses are now debating whether ethics can be “forcibly enforced.”

Moral Critic Verdict: We have officially entered an era where the line between justice and revenge is being erased by charisma. When a society starts applauding the man who “cancels” his boss permanently, we are no longer debating ethics—we are witnessing the funeral of the social contract. The question is no longer why Luigi did it, but how many are ready to follow him into the dark.