**Viral News Snippet**

Viral News Snippet

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“AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS?”

Okay, I’m just gonna say what everyone is too afraid to say about the Luigi Mangione situation.

We’ve got a 38-year-old man, living in his parents’ basement, who calls himself an “independent filmmaker.” He spent two years filming a “documentary” about potholes. Not fixing them. Filming them. For two years.

Now, according to the article I just read, he’s suing the town because a squirrel “emotionally distressed” him by stealing his sandwich at the park. He wants $50,000.

$50,000. For a sandwich.

And you know what the kicker is? The town is offering him a “compromise” – a $200 gift card to Subway. And he refused it because “it’s the principle.”

Common sense, people. Common sense.

If you can’t afford a sandwich, maybe don’t spend two years filming pavement? Maybe get a job? Maybe don’t sue the taxpayers because a squirrel was hungry?

I swear, common sense is dead. This is why my property taxes are through the roof.

Let the downvotes begin. I know the “free range squirrel activists” are gonna come for me. 😂

#CommonSense #LouisMangioneSaga #MaplewoodProblems

[Image attached: Screenshot of a local news headline reading “Man Sues Town After Squirrel Dispute, Seeks $50K”]