**JUST IN: SHOCKING SECRETS BURIED in LEGO BATMAN’S DARKEST HOUR!**
JUST IN: SHOCKING SECRETS BURIED IN LEGO BATMAN’S DARKEST HOUR!
THE BRICK KNIGHT’S HORRIFYING PAST EXPOSED!
WE ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS BROKEN… BUT THIS IS BEYOND ANYTHING WE COULD HAVE IMAGINED!
Sources close to the Wayne Manor construction site have leaked EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE of a twisted, never-before-seen “DIRECTOR’S CUT” of LEGO BATMAN: THE MOVIE! And what it reveals will SHATTER EVERY FAN’S PERCEPTION OF THE HERO IN BLACK!
THE HORROR? Hidden underneath the LEGO Batcomputer’s mainframe… a secret LEGO memory card! Inside, a coded message from THE JOKER himself, claiming that the “BATMAN LEGACY” isn’t a game… it’s a REAL CURSE!
“EVERY TINY MINIFIG YOU SEE? EVERY LAUGH? IT’S A DISTRACTION!” the Joker’s glitched transmission SCREAMS. “THE DARK KNIGHT DOESN’T FIGHT CRIME… HE COLLECTS SOULS! ONE BRICK AT A TIME!”
BUT WAIT—THERE’S MORE!
Witnesses claim the final, unreleased set, “LEGO 71304: THE SHATTERED COWL,” was SUPPOSED TO REVEAL THE TRUTH! A pulsing, glowing RED BRICK—not a power-up—but a CRYSTALLIZED TEAR from a forgotten Robin minifig who disappeared during production!
THEY SAY HE’S STILL OUT THERE… STUCK IN THE BATCOMPUTER’S CIRCUIT BOARD!
**LEAK