**BREAKING: "COMMON SENSE" GOES BRICK – ANGRY RESIDENT BLASTS LEGO BATMAN EXHIBIT**

BREAKING: “COMMON SENSE” GOES BRICK – ANGRY RESIDENT BLASTS LEGO BATMAN EXHIBIT

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Norman “Norm” Gritwold
Proud homeowner, amateur vigilante-watcher, and defender of common sense

“Look, I’m all for the kids having fun. But this ‘Legacy of the Dark Knight’ exhibit at the town library is a joke. My grandson spent three hours there and now he won’t stop calling me ‘Commissioner Gordon’ and demanding we build a Bat-Signal in my backyard.

“Where is the common sense here? First, they put a life-sized LEGO Batmobile in front of the fire station—blocking the hydrant, by the way. Now they’re charging $15 for a ticket to look at a plastic Batman that’s literally holding a coffee mug in one hand and a grappling hook in the other. That’s not ‘art,’ that’s a marketing stunt for overpriced toys.

“And don’t get me started on the ‘interactive’ Gotham City sandbox. My neighbor’s kid tried to throw a LEGO Batarang at my mailbox. The library director, Karen, said it’s ‘teaching problem-solving.’ I say it’s teaching kids to treat private property like a crime scene.

“We need to petition the town council. This is our neighborhood, not a movie set. Next thing you know, they’ll be putting up a giant LEGO Joker on the courthouse lawn.

Comment below if you agree—and for the love of common sense, keep your Batarangs off my lawn.”

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