AITA for Thinking "Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight" Is Just a 10-Hour Corporate Apology for That Time DC Tried to Make Batman Edgy by Giving Him a Mullet and a Credit Card?

AITA for thinking “Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight” is just a 10-hour corporate apology for that time DC tried to make Batman edgy by giving him a mullet and a credit card?

TL;DR: Warner Bros dropped a new Lego game where you play as Batman, but the “twist” is he’s actually a stoic billionaire who works alone and has trauma. Groundbreaking, I know. The main villain is a sentient NFT of Dark Knight Returns that just yells “I’M THE GODDAMN BATMAN” until you build a grappling hook out of spare bricks. It’s peak consumerism: you can unlock a “Realistic Bruised Kidney” DLC for $4.99.

Honestly, I’d rather watch Zack Snyder’s extended cut of a tax audit. At least the Joker in this one just calls you “bro” and steals your crypto wallet. 🦇💸