**EXCLUSIVE: LEGO BATMAN "LEGACY" SETS SPARK OUTRAGE—PARENTS UNCOVER HIDDEN AGENDA in TOY AISLES**

EXCLUSIVE: LEGO BATMAN “LEGACY” SETS SPARK OUTRAGE—PARENTS UNCOVER HIDDEN AGENDA IN TOY AISLES

Gotham City, USA – A new wave of LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight sets has hit shelves, but furious parents and hobbyists are blowing the whistle on what they call a “stealth indoctrination campaign” hidden inside plastic bricks.

While the sets boast nostalgic designs from the 2008 The Dark Knight film, eagle-eyed consumers have noticed a glaring anomaly: every single minifigure in the “Legacy” line now comes with a double-sided head—one face smiling, the other in grim, tortured anguish.

Skeptics are asking: Why does a children’s toy, based on a PG-13 movie, need to teach kids that Bruce Wayne is clinically depressed?

“It’s not just about a frown,” says Karen Mitchell, a mother of two from Ohio. “The instruction manuals include ‘discussion prompts’ about trauma, privilege, and ‘vigilante justice as a cry for help.’ My eight-year-old asked me if Batman needs a therapist. I said, ‘He needs to punch the Joker.’”

Whistleblowers inside LEGO’s Denmark HQ claim the shift is part of a broader DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) initiative rebranded as “Emotional Authenticity.” Internal memos seen by this outlet reveal a directive to “deconstruct the glorification of lone-wolf masculinity” in the Batman IP.

But the real scandal? The “Legacy” sets are allegedly a Trojan horse for a larger licensing deal with a well-known mental health advocacy group. Sources confirm that a portion of every $99.99 Batmobile sale goes directly to “The Dark Knight Foundation”—a non-profit that critics say promotes mandatory emotional check-ins in