**🚨 ABSOLUTE DISGRACE – LEGO DARK KNIGHT SET IS a SAFETY HAZARD!**

🚨 ABSOLUTE DISGRACE – LEGO DARK KNIGHT SET IS A SAFETY HAZARD!

Just opened the new “Legacy of the Dark Knight” set for my kid and I’m livid. Common sense, people! We’ve got a 2,000-piece Batmobile that’s basically a tripwire for every parent in a 10-mile radius. The “glow-in-the-dark” Joker teeth are the size of a toddler’s fingernail – my daughter almost swallowed one before I caught it. And don’t get me started on the “exploding” wall feature. It’s just a pile of loose bricks waiting to be stepped on at 3 AM.

Viral moment: The instruction manual has a QR code to “see the Batmobile in action.” I scanned it – it’s just a 47-minute video of a guy in a cheap Batman costume crying about inflation. What a joke. My kid is now building his own Batmobile out of actual common sense. If you want a toy that respects working families, go get a cardboard box. This set’s a money grab by out-of-touch executives who never had to clean Legos out of a vacuum cleaner.

#CommonSense2024 #LegoFail #BatmanIsBroken