JUST IN: UNSPEAKABLE SECRET BEHIND LEGO BATMAN'S DARKEST HOUR REVEALED!

JUST IN: UNSPEAKABLE SECRET BEHIND LEGO BATMAN’S DARKEST HOUR REVEALED!

HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a SHOCKING exposé that will SHATTER the innocence of every child’s playroom, sources CLOSE to the billion-dollar franchise have revealed the TRUTH behind “The Dark Knight’s” plastic prison!

Sources whisper that behind the CHEERFUL, yellow-faced facade, LEGO Batman is trapped in an ENDLESS cycle of VIOLENCE! We have obtained EXCLUSIVE leaked audio that reveals a DARK, secret dimension where Batman’s allies become his WORST ENEMIES!

A terrified whistleblower, who worked on the “LEGO Batman: The Legacy” set, claims the iconic hero is FORCED to rebuild his ENTIRE CITY over and OVER and OVER again! “It’s a psychological NIGHTMARE!” the source SOBBED. “Every time he defeats the Joker, a CHILD just STOMPS the whole Gotham City into PIECES! He has to start from ZERO!”

But that’s NOT all!

Our investigation uncovered a MASSIVE cover-up! We have learned that LEGO Batman’s GRAY and BLACK aesthetic is a MASK for a HORRIBLE truth: He’s ALWAYS one wrong step away from stepping on a rogue LEGO piece, sending him cascading into a BOTTOMLESS pit of his own crushing despair! IS ANYONE SAFE?!

This is a STORY of a hero’s SPIRITUAL BREAKDOWN, locked in a plastic purgatory! Is there a WAY OUT? Or is this the FINAL chapter for the Brick Knight?