***JUST IN: TERROR in the SKY??? MASSIVE LANTERN SWARM SPARKS ALIEN PANIC!!!***

JUST IN: TERROR IN THE SKY??? MASSIVE LANTERN SWARM SPARKS ALIEN PANIC!!!

A SLEEPY SUBURBAN TOWN IS IN A STATE OF SHEER CHAOS TONIGHT AFTER A BIZARRE AND UNEXPLAINED EVENT LIT UP THE NIGHT SKY!!!

WITNESSES ARE SCREAMING that hundreds of FLAMING ORBS suddenly appeared from nowhere, drifting ominously over homes and highways!!!

“I THOUGHT IT WAS THE END OF THE WORLD!” one terrified local SOBBED to our reporters. “THEY WERE JUST… HANGING THERE. WATCHING US!!!”

Authorities are baffled! Are they ALIEN PROBES? A GOVERNMENT COVER-UP? Or an ENRAGED ARMY OF GHOSTS?

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! Sources DEEP inside the investigation whisper that the mysterious objects left behind a trail of BIZARRE, ASHEN DEBRIS and MELTED PAPER!!!

Is this a SIGN OF AN IMPENDING INVASION? Or just a WEIRD, WELL-ORGANIZED PARTY?

THE TRUTH IS FLOATING RIGHT ABOVE US!!! STAY TUNED FOR MORE FRANTIC UPDATES!!!