**BREAKING: KENTUCKY MAN’S PRIMARY VOTING MACHINE ACCIDENTALLY SELF-DESTRUCTS AFTER HE TRIES to VOTE for “NONE of the ABOVE, LOL”**

BREAKING: KENTUCKY MAN’S PRIMARY VOTING MACHINE ACCIDENTALLY SELF-DESTRUCTS AFTER HE TRIES TO VOTE FOR “NONE OF THE ABOVE, LOL”

Louisville, KY – In what experts are calling the most “on brand” thing to happen in the 2024 cycle, a Kentucky man reportedly caused a precinct-wide meltdown after attempting to write in “Ligma” for every single office on the Democratic primary ballot. The machine, a 2004-era Diebold model, allegedly blue-screened, ejected a receipt reading “Nice try, boomer,” and then spontaneously caught fire after what witnesses described as a “deep, mechanical sigh.”

Local officials are refusing to comment, but a leaked internal email from the county clerk reportedly described the situation as “a predictable outcome of letting mouth-breathers near the levers of democracy.”

AITA for thinking this is the truest representation of the Kentucky electorate? TL;DR: Man tries to vote for a Taco Bell menu item, machine rage quits, state dissolves into chaos.

Source: Trust me, bro. (And the smoke signals from Frankfort.)