**🔥 WTF KENTUCKY? Woman Votes for 15 Dead Relatives Because ‘They Would’ve Wanted Common Sense Candidates’ 🔥**

🔥 WTF KENTUCKY? Woman Votes for 15 Dead Relatives Because ‘They Would’ve Wanted Common Sense Candidates’ 🔥

SOUTH UNION, KY — In a stunning display of civic duty that has left election officials speechless, local grandmother Bertha Mae Sizemore, 68, was arrested yesterday after admitting she voted for 15 deceased members of her family in the Kentucky primary.

“Them poll workers said I needed ID,” Bertha Mae told reporters outside the Muhlenberg County Courthouse. “I told ‘em, ‘Honey, these folks been dead for years, but they’d be real upset if they missed their chance to vote for somebody with common sense.’”

According to a police report, Bertha Mae filled out absentee ballots for her late husband, three brothers, an aunt, a cousin, and several unnamed “church friends” she claims are “just sleeping.”

“Cletus never missed a primary in 40 years,” she said, referring to her husband, who passed in 2019. “It’s common sense — he would’ve wanted to vote for the candidate who’s gonna lower gas prices and fix these potholes. I was just honoring his memory.”

Local election board chair, Dwight Phelps, was visibly flustered. “We have… never seen anything like this. She even signed her name as ‘The Spirit of Voter ID Laws’ on three of the ballots. That’s not how democracy works, ma’am.”

Social media has erupted, with the hashtag #DeadVotersForCommonSense trending locally. One commenter wrote: “Finally, someone with the guts to speak for the silent majority — literally.” Another added: “Bertha Mae for Governor. She gets results.”

Bertha Mae insists she acted out of patriotic duty. “I told the judge, ‘You can lock me up, but you