**BREAKING: JENNY SLATTEN DECLARES HERSELF ‘CEO of CONTEXT’ AFTER DATING APP CONFUSION CAUSES STOCK MARKET CORRECTION**

BREAKING: JENNY SLATTEN DECLARES HERSELF ‘CEO OF CONTEXT’ AFTER DATING APP CONFUSION CAUSES STOCK MARKET CORRECTION

San Diego, CA – In a development that has left meme historians cackling into their kombucha, Jenny Slatten—the woman who single-handedly turned a bad Tinder date into a national security threat—has officially trended for the third time this decade, and this time, it’s for accidentally crashing a meme stock.

Sources confirm Slatten logged into her old Hinge profile to delete it and mistakenly swiped right on Gary Gensler’s burner account. Within minutes, traders on WallStreetBets misinterpreted her bio—“I’m just looking for a guy who can handle my volatility”—as a call option signal for GameStop.

“The irony is thick enough to spread on avocado toast,” explains Dr. Lenny Mimetik, a professor of Digital Ironology at UC Santa Barbara. “Jenny Slatten was once the face of ‘Think Before You Post.’ Now she’s the face of ‘Think Before You Swipe.’ The internet has completed its Ouroboros of cringe.”

As of press time, Slatten has issued a statement: “I am not a market mover. I am a market mover’s target. Please stop sending me your Robinhood portfolio screenshots. I can’t even afford a burrito bowl.”

#JennySlattenCEO is currently trending as users debate whether she is the most misunderstood influencer of the decade or just the universe’s favorite punching bag. No comment from Gary Gensler.