**BREAKING: Karen of the Century Award Goes to Jenny Slatten, AITA for Thinking She's the Villain in Her Own Drama?** 🚨

BREAKING: Karen of the Century Award Goes to Jenny Slatten, AITA for thinking she’s the villain in her own drama? 🚨

So apparently this absolute main character decided to call the cops on a Black family at a pool because… wait for it… they were checks notes “breathing too loud” and “existing while melanated.” Like, TL;DR: Jenny went full “I’d like to speak to the manager” of reality and tried to get a family kicked out for having a good time. But plot twist? The internet did what it does best: it roasted her so hard she’s now the proud owner of a lifetime ban from the pool AND a permanent spot in the “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People” Hall of Fame.

Also, get this: she claimed she was “just looking out for safety” while wearing a shirt that said “I’m the problem, it’s me.” I can’t make this up. AITA for thinking this is just peak 2024 irony? Actually, don’t answer that.

Moral of the story: If you’re gonna bring the drama, at least be smart enough to leave the “I’m With Stupid” T-shirt at home.

(This story has been fact-checked by my uncle who works at Nintendo) 🗿