**Oh Great, Another Day, Another Chance for the Internet to Collectively Lose Its Goddamn Mind.**

Oh great, another day, another chance for the internet to collectively lose its goddamn mind.

Subject: Is Bluesky Down? (AITA for hoping it’s gone for good?)

Body: So I woke up today, chugged my third Red Bull, and tried to log into the “friendly” Twitter alternative that definitely isn’t run by a tech bro who owns a car company that shoots itself in the foot. SURPRISE! I’m staring at a “something went wrong” screen that looks like it was designed by a sad beige toddler. My timeline is full of terminally online mutuals having a collective meltdown. I can see the replies in my notifications on the app, but not on the web, which is totally a sign of a healthy, scalable platform. AITA for thinking this is just a weekly ritual to remind us that decentralized social media is a beautiful, crashing train wreck? TL;DR: Yes, it’s down. No, you can’t refund your upvot… I mean, your “likes.” Back to screaming at birds on the other hellsite, I guess.