**WIBTA if I Secretly Installed a Camera to Catch My Neighbor’s Dog Pooping in My Yard, but Instead Caught Her Mid-Ritual, Whispering Affirmations to My Petunias, and Now She’s Threatening a Restraining Order?**

WIBTA if I secretly installed a camera to catch my neighbor’s dog pooping in my yard, but instead caught her mid-ritual, whispering affirmations to my petunias, and now she’s threatening a restraining order?

TL;DR: City girl moves next door, thinks my hydrangeas are her “spiritual children.” My Ring cam caught her at 3 AM, doing a full moon ceremony over my begonias. AITA for laughing, or is she the one who needs to touch grass?

The juicy deets: So I (32M) live next to this influencer-type, “Cassandra” (28F). She’s always filming her “self-care” routines—think crying over a cucumber mask. I was annoyed her dog kept leaving landmines in my lawn, so I hid a Wyze cam in my fake rock. Last night, I pulled up the footage expecting a golden retriever squatting, but instead I see Cassandra, in a silk robe, literally moonwalking between my petunias, whispering, “You are powerful. You are resilient. You are seen.”

Then she started watering them with what I swear was a bottle of Evian mixed with ground-up CBD gummies. She looked directly into the lens and said, “I’m healing your chlorophyll imbalance, Jeffery.”

Reddit, I’m losing my mind. She caught me reviewing the footage on my laptop through her window and now texts me “You’ve unaligned my flow. Remove the technology.” She also left a bag of organic mushrooms on my porch with a note that just says “🌿 for your ego.”

AITA for turning her into a meme and posting it on r/gardening? Or is this just karma for living next to a suburban pagan with a dog who’s on a gluten-free diet?

Update: Her landlord says the “