**“COMMON SENSE PEOPLE. IT’S CALLED a HEAT ADVISORY, NOT a HEAT SUGGESTION.”** 🔥

“COMMON SENSE PEOPLE. IT’S CALLED A HEAT ADVISORY, NOT A HEAT SUGGESTION.” 🔥

I just saw a post from the city reminding people to stay hydrated and check on the elderly. Meanwhile, I watched my neighbor mow his lawn at 2 PM in 97° humidity. The guy was literally the color of a tomato. And we wonder why the ambulances are always busy.

We don’t need a government handout to tell us to drink water. We need a rule that says if you see a grown man power-washing his driveway in a hoodie during a heat wave, you’re legally allowed to squirt him with the hose. You’re not a hero for “toughing it out.” You’re just making the paramedics sweat.

Stay home. Drink water. Turn on the AC. It’s not rocket science. My grandmother’s ficus plant had better survival instincts than half this town. 🤡☀️