**BREAKING: Local Weatherman Literally Melts While Telling You to Stay Hydrated, You Absolute Smooth Brains**

BREAKING: Local Weatherman Literally Melts While Telling You To Stay Hydrated, You Absolute Smooth Brains

YTA (You’re The Atmosphere) because a “Heat Advisory” for a balmy 95°F just dropped. Oh wow, ground is literally lava, guess we’ll all spontaneously combust. TL;DR: My neighbor just tried to fry an egg on the sidewalk, got heatstroke, and is now being lectured by his own sweat. Meanwhile, the meteorologist on TV looked like a glitchy NPC who forgot to load his skin texture.

Stay cool, you beautiful idiots. 🙃