🚨 **COMMON SENSE ALERT: Government Issues Heat Advisory—My Toaster Warned Me First** 🚨

🚨 COMMON SENSE ALERT: Government Issues Heat Advisory—My Toaster Warned Me First 🚨

Just saw the official “Heat Advisory” on the news. You mean to tell me we needed a government press release to figure out it’s hot outside? Glad our tax dollars are hard at work letting me know that standing on my asphalt driveway in July feels like I’m inside a pizza oven.

I looked at my phone, felt the sun, and smelled the tar melting on the road. But no—somebody in an air-conditioned office decided we needed an official advisory. 🙄

Here’s a thought: maybe we don’t need the town to tell us to drink water, stay inside, and check on grandma. That’s called being a decent human being, not a public service announcement.

Next up: Government advisory to remind you that fire is hot and ice is cold. Stay woke, folks.

#CommonSenseNotRequired #HeatAdvisory #MyACIsRunningSoImFine