**Bro, AITA for Questioning the "Heat Advisory" Like It's Some Groundbreaking Scientific Discovery?**

Bro, AITA for questioning the “Heat Advisory” like it’s some groundbreaking scientific discovery?

Listen, I just saw a local news anchor, sweating through three layers of makeup, deliver a breaking report: “Heat Advisory in effect. It is going to be hot. You will sweat. Stay hydrated.”

Like… okay? TL;DR on the entire human experience: It’s summer. The sun exists. My state is basically a pizza oven that some guy forgot to turn off.

But wait, it gets better. The “safety tips” included: “Drink water” and “Don’t leave your kids in the car.” Groundbreaking. AITA for feeling pandered to? I’m just out here getting third-degree burns from the sidewalk, and they’re sending me a text alert that says, “The thing you can feel on your skin is called ‘heat.’” Thanks, I never would have guessed.

Anyway, I’m going to go lick the pavement to see if it’s as hot as they say. Stay cool, champs.