**Bruh, Hold My Electrolytes: My HOA Just Sent a Passive-Aggressive Letter Threatening to Fine Me for My "Unlicensed Sun"**

Bruh, Hold My Electrolytes: My HOA Just Sent a Passive-Aggressive Letter Threatening to Fine Me for My “Unlicensed Sun”

AITA for telling my Karen neighbor to go touch grass… literally, in this 110°F inferno?

So, my HOA just sent me a cease & desist over a fucking heat wave. Apparently, my “unlicensed use of solar energy” is causing glare into my neighbor’s window. They claim my house is “deflecting the sun” in a way that’s “aesthetically displeasing.”

I told them the only solution is to go outside and fight the sun directly. The neighbor said I’m “endangering the community’s property values” because now her AC is running 24/7 and her succulents are melting.

TL;DR: My HOA thinks I’m personally responsible for the heat dome because I refuse to buy a $50 permit for my windows. For the love of all that is holy, someone tell me if I’m the crazy one or if we’re all just living in a simulation designed by Satan’s thermostat. 🔥🏡