R/Harrypottercirclejerk - AITA for Wanting the New Harry Potter TV Show to Cast a F**king Chair as Dumbledore?

r/harrypottercirclejerk - AITA for wanting the new Harry Potter TV show to cast a f**king chair as Dumbledore?

Like, hear me out. We all know HBO is about to botch this harder than JK’s twitter history. They’re gonna cast some big-name actor who’s already played a wizard (looking at you, anyone from the Witcher), and it’s gonna be mid.

My revolutionary take? Cast an empty armchair. Let it just… sit there. Have all the other actors talk to it. The emotional gravitas of a silent, upholstered object talking about the Greater Good would be unmatched. Think about it: no “Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?” monologue. Just the creak of leather. TL;DR: HBO is already doomed, might as well go full surrealist and let a recliner replace Richard Harris.