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“COMMON SENSE SAYS: LEAVE HARRY POTTER ALONE!”

HOGWARTS, UK — HARRY POTTER FANS are in full meltdown mode after HBO announced they’re recasting every single character for a new TV series—and this mum from Cumbria has HAD it.

“These woke casting directors are ruining childhoods for clicks,” says angry local resident Mandy Thompson, 42, speaking from behind a stack of recycling bins. “Harry Potter is supposed to look like Harry Potter. Not some diversity checkbox. Where’s the common sense? My kid cried for three hours. They’ve got to stop messing with our memories. It’s a wizard story, not a social experiment!”

Mandy’s rant on the “St. Albans Community Watch” Facebook group has gone stratospheric, racking up 14,000 comments in just 40 minutes. “AVADA KEDAVRA ON THIS WHOLE IDEA,” one user wrote. Another added, “The only magic here is how they keep making bad decisions.”

HBO says the series will be a “faithful adaptation,” but Mandy isn’t buying it. “Faithful? They’ll probably make Hagrid non-binary and have Voldemort identify as a victim. Children deserve better. Let the movies be.”

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